Apparently… My friends sees my as a sex-addict… But im ok with that thanks xD

Apparently… My friends sees my as a sex-addict… But im ok with that thanks xD

Kayako got some big titties… Me gusta

Kayako got some big titties… Me gusta

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….could stop spaming my friend with wierd jokes now…

….could stop spaming my friend with wierd jokes now…

I’ve sended like 1000 messeges with a line from drakes song ”november 18th”  to my friend……. I think she get the hint now xDD

I’ve sended like 1000 messeges with a line from drakes song ”november 18th” to my friend……. I think she get the hint now xDD

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thisisnotlucid:
I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

thisisnotlucid:

I forgot I did this before work this morning and I nearly just pissed myself when I shut my bedroom door. This thing is going to kill me in my sleep.

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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like

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More Laughs Here.

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I asked my mirror if there is someone better looking than me. So far he’s quoting all 7 billion people in the world..

More Laughs Here.

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shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease

“somebody that i used to know”

More Laughs Here.

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It’s from a song… Me and some of my friends listened to the song… And because I’m a little big dirty sometimes the sang ‘he’ wont let me fuck…. Because im a girl…

It’s from a song… Me and some of my friends listened to the song… And because I’m a little big dirty sometimes the sang ‘he’ wont let me fuck…. Because im a girl…

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