February 2012
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I have a dirty mind, but an innocent face. →
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New name!!!
Hey I’m going to change my tumblr name to Marilla so everybody who dont have a tumblr but follows me anyway (stalkers) dont have to worry that I deleted my tumblr. I’m going to change it to www. Marilla. Com. Or. Www. Marillak.com :)
//Matilda
When I eat a huge meal: →
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“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
five minutes later :
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Shit Women say on their periods:
Women: OH GOD. JUST FUCK ME. JUST THROW ME DOWN AND MOUNT ME RIGHT NOW. I DON'T CARE WHO WATCHES
Women: If I touch grease I am going to break out
Women: Everything hurts and nothing is beautiful
Women: /sobbing. / (Insertnameofhotguyhere) WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?
Women: I didn't by that whole carton of ice-cream with the intention of sharing.
Women: What the fuck are you lookin' at? You wanna go you stupid bitch?
Women: FUCK THIS SHIT I'm ANGRY.
Women: I just want- I just want to love everyone.
Women: I am so fat and ugly and I'll never be loved and-
When im with My crush
Me= Patrick
, He= spongebob
Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
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“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.”
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otaku-zone:
Period started.....
7.00- wake up on japanese flag…
7.30- thinking about My crush
7.40- horny….. Damn
I love you x,D
Me: *crying in the phone and telling my friend that my crush don't like me the same way back*
Friend: but think like this! you are just one broken heart closer to happily ever after!
Me: Isn't that from wizards Of waverly place?
Friend: ......Yes
Me: YOU BASTARD! You took a quote from a Disney reality show?
Friend: hahahah
Ti amo Mia cara~!
Every time he looks at me my heart start to rush, I start to blush and I can’t stop thinking about his smile. That smile who can make my heart melt just by thinking about it. Every day I’m thinking about him. Every moment with him is the best part of the week and every time I hug him my heart stops for a while. If I Could I would just stand with him alone and look in to his eyes for...
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