March 2012
80 posts
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
February 2012
109 posts
When someone says That My crush is not attractive
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Sometimes when I’m bored I use to go around to just random tumblr and send them a anonymous question.. Just to maybe make them happy :)
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WHERE IS MY MIND?
it’s ”running up that hill”
That moment when you wonder how your crush would...
Why can't I stop reblogging things with Eugene...
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I have a dirty mind, but an innocent face. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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New name!!!
Hey I’m going to change my tumblr name to Marilla so everybody who dont have a tumblr but follows me anyway (stalkers) dont have to worry that I deleted my tumblr. I’m going to change it to www. Marilla. Com. Or. Www. Marillak.com :)
//Matilda
When I eat a huge meal: →
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“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
five minutes later :
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Shit Women say on their periods:
Women: OH GOD. JUST FUCK ME. JUST THROW ME DOWN AND MOUNT ME RIGHT NOW. I DON'T CARE WHO WATCHES
Women: If I touch grease I am going to break out
Women: Everything hurts and nothing is beautiful
Women: /sobbing. / (Insertnameofhotguyhere) WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME!?
Women: I didn't by that whole carton of ice-cream with the intention of sharing.
Women: What the fuck are you lookin' at? You wanna go you stupid bitch?
Women: FUCK THIS SHIT I'm ANGRY.
Women: I just want- I just want to love everyone.
Women: I am so fat and ugly and I'll never be loved and-
When im with My crush
Me= Patrick
, He= spongebob
Peeta: a little bit of bread in my life.
Peeta: a little bit of bagels by my side.
Peeta: a little bit of crackers is all I need.
Peeta: a little bit of pretzels is all I see.
Peeta: a little bit of cheese buns in the sun.
Peeta: a little bit of baguette all night long.
Peeta: a little bit of bread crumbs here I am.
Peeta: a little bit of bread makes me your man.
Peeta: Breadmambo Number 5
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